Friday, November 10, 2006

Those are some fine instincts you got there Denise

"While trying to stop the paparazzi, Denise Richards was involved in an altercation," Bornstein said. "To protect her safety she instinctively knocked the paparazzo's laptops off a ledge. Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called to the scene as a precaution and the case was soon closed. No charges were filed against Ms. Richards."



Blogger Eli said...

The laptops were poised to attack.

Clearly, they are Denise Richards' natural predators.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Interrobang said...

Don't ever let her anywhere near me. My "natural instinct" against anyone who threatens my laptop is to go for their throat.

Incidentally, is she pregnant, or does she just have really, really shitty fashion sense, or both?

7:06 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Thank God she wasn't hurt.

1:47 PM  
Blogger beautiful said...


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