Rejected Torture Bill Tag Lines
Top Ten Rejected Bush Administration Tag Lines for the Torture Bill Signing. (As read by people released from Abu Ghraib and Gitmo after it was determined they were wrongly detained:)
10. Torture, it does a Body Good!
9. Torture: "Tastes great! Less killing!"
8. Where do you want to go today? (Rendition version)
7. Torture, I'm loving it!
6. Iraqi blood. Finger lickin' good.
5. One of the world’s largest suppliers of reliable products and services to the oil and gas industry since 1919.
(Oops that's Halliburton's.)
4. Reach out and electrocute someone.
3. Torture thy neighbor.
2. Have it your way --NOT!
And the number one Rejected Bush Administration Tag Lines for the Torture Bill Signing.
1. Torture, Just Do It.
Apologies to David Letterman and everyone being tortured the world over. No apologies to the people who torture and the politicians who enable them.
10. Torture, it does a Body Good!
9. Torture: "Tastes great! Less killing!"
8. Where do you want to go today? (Rendition version)
7. Torture, I'm loving it!
6. Iraqi blood. Finger lickin' good.
5. One of the world’s largest suppliers of reliable products and services to the oil and gas industry since 1919.
(Oops that's Halliburton's.)
4. Reach out and electrocute someone.
3. Torture thy neighbor.
2. Have it your way --NOT!
And the number one Rejected Bush Administration Tag Lines for the Torture Bill Signing.
1. Torture, Just Do It.
Apologies to David Letterman and everyone being tortured the world over. No apologies to the people who torture and the politicians who enable them.
2 Comments:
Great list (first saw it at Dependable Renegade).
A while back I photoshopped this up, which maybe could accompany reason number 7...
Thanks Michael. I would put up that photos, but as a friend once told me. "Don't fuck with the clown."
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