Wednesday, September 08, 2004

The Safest Baby Stroller Money can Buy!

“The new RBBB 3X stroller has a built in GPS tracker in case your baby is stolen by babyjackers. With its pneumatic tube, no puncture tires the RBBB 3X stroller can race over broken glass following a terrorist attack. Following a biological attack the internal sensors intantly deploy an industrial grade filtering system that protects against Anthrax, smallpox, diphtheria and whooping cough. Isn’t your baby worth protecting in today’s modern world of terrorists? How can you look into the eyes of the mother of your child when you come home with a stroller that DOESN’T protect your offspring from terrorist attacks? What would you say? “Look honey I got the cheapest stroller I could find. Our kid just isn’t worth the RBBB 3x. Now Beer me!”
Don’t you love your children? Don’t you want to protect them? Aren’t your children worthy of protection?

The RBBB 3x costs less than a new home. It costs less than a Mercedes Benz SLK 350. It costs less than a Cosmograph Daytona Rolex.
Remember, the RBBB 3x stroller is the ultimate in baby protection in this dangerous century!

The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Company is not responsible from any children that are injured in the RBBB 3X Stroller. You are responsible from your child at all times. The RBBB 3X is a not an armored vehicle. The RBBB 3X is not a toy. Failure to protect children against terrorism is the responsibility of the Federal Government. If you are unhappy with the Federal Government protection of your child talk to your congressman or ask your president a question at a pep rally.

--Good luck to my buddy Brent and his upcoming offspring. Brent was the funniest guy at San Franicsco' s comedy club, the Rose & Thistle, since King "The Heat" Collins.


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