Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Inspired by Bill Clinton's speech

And when we were running low on beer and it
looked like there was no beer to be found in the
fridge, George W. Bush said, 'Send me.'

When we didn't have enough tramps and sluts
for the frat party and there was only
one girl for the brothers, George W. Bush said, 'Send me.'

And in the future when he has created
an unnecessary war, a war that was poorly planned
and inadequately manned, George W. Bush said, 'Send Rumsfield.'


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